Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Splish Splash

You have no idea how dirty it is inside the typist's fanny pack where I ride. I think she stores dirt in there in case she needs to bury someone quickly.

So I got dirty. I needed a bath.

I got the bubble bath ready.

I inspected the sink. It's almost as dirty as the inside of the fanny pack. The typist swears it's clean, just "stained" and has a pattern. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Maybe she was right; I got clean in the bubble bath.

I got to do the backstroke too.

When I got out of the bath, the typist helped me floof up my feathers. Ta da! I felt much better.

I think I like taking a bubble bath. I don't even have to wear my lifevest in there.


  1. George, honestly... mummy laughs SO much at your posts. She wants you to marry Baby Duck so you can live here.

  2. I loved this post, and George, i am glad you are clean. You are one cool duckie.

  3. U iz a berry gud swimmer. Luv da shot of you doing da back stroke!

  4. Ah,George! What a great story. Loved you checking out the sink,& then doing the backstroke!...snicker...

  5. Flufflebum and Rumblepurr - Um thank you. I'm not sure I'm the marrying type of duck, though.

    Susan - Thank you. It does feel much nicer to be clean.

    Boris - Can you do the back stroke too?

    flicka47 - *ignores the snicker* Well I have learned to swim a lot better recently.


Comments are great. Except mean ones. Those I don't like, so I throw them out. But nice one are very cool. *claps wings*

Yes, I was a Chippenduck for #chickfest

Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today!
Thanks to @kittehboi for arranging it, and he, @Herbie_Cat, @HellaHedgie and @SamthePoodle for starring with me.

This blog is just silliness and humor. No harm is intended! *quack*

Duck Anipal Acronyms

QOL = Quacking Out Loud (as in LOL)

ROFQMFO = Rolling on the Floor Quacking My Feathers off

WTG = Way to Go

*high wing* = "high five"