Sunday, August 23, 2009

Ham for Sanjee

My cat Sanjee likes ham. So when I went to the grocery store with the typist, I wanted to get Sanjee some ham. I didn't know there were so many kinds of ham!

Some kinds of ham are very dangerous, I found out.

But there are always other kinds to try. I wasn't sure what kind Sanjee would like best.

Definitely not this sneaky and dangerous one, I hope!

The typist took pity on me and helped me up and away from the dangerous ham.

I decided to let the typist pick out Sanjee's ham. None of the hams threw her off or leapt on her in the aisle. Of course, the she does weight about 500 lbs more than me.

I should have let her choose the ham to begin with.


  1. JinJin Here:
    So glad u didn't get squished by the dangerous ham or fall into some bread & get made into a ham & duck sandwich. Good that typist rescued you.

  2. *shudder* what a horrid thought JinJin! eww

  3. Mmmm, I think it might be nice to be squished by ham... (mind you I am also quite a bit bigger than you, little duckie)

  4. You are always hamming it up George

  5. Flufflebum and Rumblepurr - Yes, you are quite a bit bigger. Far too big to fit inside a ham sandwich.

    Marley - grooooooooan QOL QOL


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